slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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flrscnt:

eleonorbostrom :

medusa perro
20th-century-man:

Blondie / Chris Stein, Debbie Harry.
littlegayfae:

This is literally the cutest animal. It was chomping on the flowers in my yard.
brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae
weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

geeses:

you can get through this week! and i can get through this tub of ice cream 

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